Will Rogers said he never met a man he didnt like
Wait, let me back up and make sure I got that right.
He might of liked every man he met, thats true.
But he never said he liked every man that he knew.
I met a woman with a Midas touch,
I never could get her to touch very much.
I met a man of opportunity,
He never offered any of it to me.
I met a soldier at a recruit booth
Said hed make a man out of me and stole my youth.
Working for a man who could not stop lying,
Drove us all off a cliff and called it flying.
That aint flying.
Most men flying seem to understand
That a man technically hasnt flown til he lands
If youre coming into land and you crash and die,
All you really did for sure was get too high.
You ever get too high?
No. Neither have I.
But I will have to, to prove to you guys
Im so turned around I could calm up a riot.
Fighting for peace? Thats like screaming for quiet.
I dont know what Ive been told
Might meet a little fox in an atheist hole
I dont know what Ive been told
I dont know what Ive been told
I dont know what Ive been told
I dont know for sure, Ive just been told