Sloppy Seconds - Why Don't Lesbians Love Me? Lyrics

I love lesbians more than anyone
So why don't lesbians love me?
I want lesbians, each and every one
So why don't lesbians want me?

It turns me on the way
They all wear sexy lingerie
And string bikinis everywhere they go
But they don't let me watch
As they explore each other's crotch
The way they do on video

Oh, I love lesbians more than anyone
So why don't lesbians love me?
And I want lesbians, each and every one
So why don't lesbians want me?

It's strange that anyone
Would wonder why a lesbian
Will always be a great athlete
There ain't no mystery
At least as far as I can see
'Cause what they are is what they eat

Yeah, I love lesbians more than anyone
So why don't lesbians love me?

Some of them are vampires
And some of them teach gym
Some are topless dancers
But all of them are slim
Some are into leather
And some write poetry
They make love together
Just to fuel my fantasy

'Cause I love lesbians more than anyone
So why don't lesbians
Why don't lesbians
Why don't lesbians love me?
Why don't lesbians love me?
Why don't lesbians love me?