Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet, and never bitter
Help us with maths and book reports
Might I add, eat my shorts
Bart!
Just cuttin' through the treacle
If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Let me get away with moider
Teach us songs and magic tricks
Might I add, no fat chicks!
Homer!
The nanny we want is kindly and sage
And one who will work for minimum wage
Hurry, nanny, things are grim -
- I'll do it!
Anyone but him!