There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids
Go to sit around
And talk bad
About the other kids
Yeah it's a real cool club
And you're not part of it
There's Millie, Pickles and Patty-Cakes too
And Cubby's making mean jokes about you
Ha Ha
Ya little twit
Yeah it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
They're a real cool bunch of Die-
Fledermusketeers
And they'll laugh at the toughskins
Your mom got you from Sears
You dork
They'll never let you in
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
You're fat and ugly
And an imbecile too
And that's why the draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it