I'm gonna tell a story and it goes like this
Living my life and it was full of bliss
I did not have a problem that I could not handle
I kept my life nice and tidy like the home of Tony Randle
Then one day it was the month of May
And I was kicking back a forty at the dock of the bay
I saw this girl I took a look and did a double
I should've known right then the girl was trouble
To make a long story short and not too boring
Things got out of hand yes things got quite deploring
I guess I fell in love see I asked her if she'd see me
She said you may but only if you pamper spoil and feed me
I said here take my money she did and things were sunny
Until it all ran out and then she said I