It's the modern way a sign of the times 21st century
Just how it is tradition ritual
Handshakes behind heavy doors we don't see
Friends in high places fat leather faces talking at me
It's the sale of the century everything must go
Heritage, history everything must go
It's the sale of the century everything must go
A once in a lifetime bargain
Going once ladies and gentlemen
This is your last chance now going twice
Sold to the man with suntan and interpreter
With his eyes closed
It's the sale of the century everything must go
Heritage, history everything must go
It's the sale of the century everything must go
All pride and dignity, heritage, history
A once in a lifetime bargain