Here's a little story that needs to be told
About the devil doing business in the fiery hole
Here's a little story thats oh so true
About the fame the money and lawyers too
Theres just one thing I'll say to you
If you're fucking me I'm gonna fuck with you
Since all my money you're chasing
I'll find a steady replacement
Fucking me must have been entertainment
Here's to all the fucking lies you told
About a rabbit in the hat thats running for the hole
Here's to all the fucking money you made
So take your nickel back and default the rest of the take
Theres just one thing I'll say to you
If you're fucking me I'm gonna fuck you too
Since all my money you're chasing
I'll find a steady replacement
Fucking you is gonna be entertainment