Detective Mindhorn with your caterpillar face
Detective Mindhorn won't you open up this case?
I'm about to fly with jealous fingers framed
No one wants to be ashamed
Detective Mindhorn won't you open up your chest?
Detective Mindhorn deep in solitude, at rest
Everybody's guilty 'til their innocence is proved
And your innocence just moved
Detective Mindhorn
Detective Mindhorn
Yeah
Detective Mindhorn every episode is true
Detective Mindhorn and it sticks to you like glue
Every costume is a uniform of sorts
Every south is made of north