I'm aware of a big disgrace
Hoping that I'm not to late
Gossip has it, rumour says
Politics were not that mad
No one sees the liar
Any nation needs a fool
Most of us don't like it
What the finest ass hole do
Hey, it's crazy what you say
Do you think we would achieve?
Rubbish told in many ways
We should better not believe
Don't you hear the laughter
So ridiculous to see
Most of us ignore it
What the finest ass will do
Say, is it real
Is it really true
That you do, that you say it's no
Jiggery Pokery, no madness
I say, it is real
It is really true
What you do what you say to all
Let us call it Monkey Business
Easy to get fun all day
Idiots create it well
What a kind of comedy
Playing tricks, amusement free
No one sees the liar
Any nation needs a fool
Most of us don't like it
What the finest asshole do
Say, is it real
Is it really true
That you do, that you say it's no
Jiggery Pokery, no madness
I say, it is real
It is really true
What you do what you say to all
Let us call it Monkey Business