Hard hit frozen rope, easy line drive
Or a bouncer up the middle with big fat eyes
High tight 95, louder than a bell
With 55 grand telling you to got to hell, well
0-2 waste one, go for something good
This stick in my hand ain't for cleaning my foot
Maybe not the same, in a different world
Maybe overpaid, maybe underlaid
Cheapo RBI, smoke up in my eye
Crowding the plate like Mo on a date
Took one on the chin, on the DL again
Still makin' dough, my agent made sho' (sure)
Hard hit frozen rope, easy line drive
Or a bouncer up the middle with big fat eyes
Maybe not the same, in a different world
Maybe overpaid, maybe underlaid
He's standing up there thinking higher pay for low ERA
I stand on deck thinking he could be wild and I could die today