Jesse had a treehouse in an oak
Dirty magazines and some Coca Cola
Never let me climb that ladder rope
So I learned to spy with my telescope
Hey, oh my my my
Hey
I got three times hollered "let me in"
He said "you're my sister, but you're not my friend"
Here's a password that you'll never get
So if you can say it, you can come on in
Hey, oh my my my
Hey
Said it on the bus on the way to school
Said it in my class, playing duck-duck-goose
Said it on the see-saw, swings, and slide
Couldn't get the password off my mind
Hey, oh my my my
Hey
Mean old brother, knew I had a stutter
He was hoping I'd say it wrong
I got clever, right down to the letter
And I turned it into a song
And then I grinned
Singing
Jesse's jaw was dropped
His hobo bubble popped
Just when I thought that I'd become the winner
He roped down the rope
And made me out a joke
I ran back to mama in the kitchen cooking dinner
Crying