Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (yah!) canyonero!
hey hey
The federal highway comission has ruled the
canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of american pride!
Canyonero! canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! canyonero! (yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
she's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, canyonero! (yah!)
Drive canyonero!
Woah canyonero!
Woah!