Nikki Muller - The Ivy League Hustle (i Went To Princeton, Bitch) Lyrics

I went to Princeton, bitch, though thats something I dont say,
cuz thatll make anything with a dick run away
So Ill play it dumb and in case you hate,
Ill only name my college by the town or the state
You get intimidated when you learn my school?
Well you should. Cuz Im smarter than you.
But fuck it, ima gonna stop apologizing for penis,
Im tired of pretending that Im not a fucking genius.

I went to Princeton, bitch
Yes I did you heard
I went to Princeton, bitch
Phi Beta Kappas the word
I went to Princeton, bitch
Its a point I dont beleaguer but this bitch youre taking out is an Ivy Leaguer

I guess you wonder why I can float so free
Well, I got a 790 on my verbal SAT.
and I got a lot in common with Michelle Obama,
This brain, these arms and our alma mater.
Old Nassaus the bomb, number one ranked, homes
cuz you know I didnt have to take out any student loans.
Sang in the glee club cuz Bachs the shit
Read Proust and Benyamin when I studied comp lit
And I guess youre gonna ask about my Eating Club
Bitch, please, thats Terrace, fool, food equals love

I went to Princeton, bitch
You know I say it proudly
I went to Princeton, bitch
Ill make ya summa cum laude
I went to Princeton, bitch
In high school I was over eager, and thats how I became an Ivy Leaguer

So I started liking acting thought Id give it a shot
So I studied at Havard with a Russian from ---
Scene training, Shakespeare, movement study was hardest
But I got an MFA cuz Im a mother-fucking artist.
Now I live in L.A. writing raps, comedies
And Im wondering what Im doing with these two degress
Now you know they always told me that knowledge is power
So how come I cant make more than 14 dollars an hour?

I went to Princeton, bitch
I dont have money to live
I went to Princeton, bitch
Please let me tutor your kids
I went to Princeton, bitch
My acting income is meager, it doesnt really help that Im an Ivy Leaguer

I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch.....