My Mother The Carjacker - Buff, The Celestial Reindeer Lyrics
I peer into the stars
And what do I see?
A fucking reindeer
He's peering back at me
His head held high with pride
Steadfast and sturdy
I wish he could come down
He'd never hurt me, no
In light of Buff
He was the leader of the pack you see?
No man or mammal was willing to cause a strife
But now at night in his attained spot to leer,
You can still see Buff the celestial reindeer
Don't look now! He's changed the roaming skies
Searching lies, cries and hollow alibis
And though this warrior is so distant in your site
He is still able to fuck you over night