He came out with a nervous twitch
Asking straight out "man where is the beach?"
His surfboard tight under one arm
Boy was he mad to be down on the farm
(though) we couldn´t understand a word he said
Luis was soon part of the retard gang
Luis was insane wanted to be with the band
Getting into trouble in banana land
Lost, lost, lost
Wanna go back to rio oh
Lost, lost, lost
Wanna go back to rio
Luis my brother don´t you know
There ain´t no waves but party on
´cause now you are our big big bro'
So let´s hear 4 vivas for el cariocon! (repeat)
Chorus
Luis you fucking asshole...
Go back to rio!!!!