The Murder And The Harlot - I Hope You Choke On Your Cigar While You're Dancing Lyrics

I hope you choke on your cigar while you're dancing.
I hope you choke while you're dancing.
"What would you like at the bar?"
"I'd like a shot of rum and a fine cigar!
"Last night in the country soak up their riches.
Think quick, start shit,feel what its like to wear their crown.
I'm the unlawful king of this fucking town.
I'm the king of this town.
HEY! Ladies and gentlemen.
Lets have some fun, this is a motion picture.
You're the main character.
Your the star.
Now practice your acting and practice your singing, this is Romeo and Juliet baby without the killing.
Young, Hot, and Stupid, youre the perfect candidate for my Juliet.
We have 58 million square meters of pure animalistic feet.
so go ahead and make your self sickOne shot,
two shot ,three shot, four!
From the dirty bartender at the end of the bar.
One kiss, two kiss, three kiss, four! i wrote the book of rules and I'm calling you a whore.
Ill leave you begging and bleeding formy bedroom moves ill leave you begging.
(I'm the king of this fucking town) Young, Hot, and Stupid you're the perfect candidate for my Juliet.
Making love has never been so courageous.