Another Bert and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Charles Evans (cee1@ra.MsState.Edu)
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> E: Here Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
> cookie jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B: Yeah?
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: I don't understand.
E: See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see?
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl,
then where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! Hmm hmm hmm
B: Ya show me.
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the
flower that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert!
B: Ya gonna show me again... I don't get this.
E: Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: ERNIE!!!!
E: Hmm?
B: Well now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll show you, Bert.
B: Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle
B: Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you...
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert.
B: Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now?
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
cowboy hat, ya see.
B: Oh, no... Eeeyah!
E: Take it easy there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so?
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna play
cowboy?
E: Oh, umm, well Ride em cowboy,
Bert! Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air with nothing showing.