Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	634
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	297
A Book At Bedtime	-	206
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	274
A Great Actor	-	264
A Lesson in Logic	-	377
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	372
A Minute Past	-	406
A Scottish Farewell	-	412
A Witch?	-	446
Abattoire	-	348
Accountancy Shanty	-	567
Accoutancy Shanty	-	765
Albatross [Live]	-	304
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	380
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	493
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	435
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1194
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	440
Announcement	-	375
Apology	-	329
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	416
Argument [Edit]	-	395
Argument Song [Live]	-	324
Arrival At Castle	-	197
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	340
Arthur's Song	-	387
Australian Table Wine	-	397
Background To History	-	332
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	411
Baxter's	-	425
Be a Great Actor	-	374
Beard Salesman	-	389
Bells	-	435
Ben	-	585
Big Red Bowl	-	306
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	392
Bishop	-	391
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	284
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	255
Bloody Catholics	-	372
Bomb Scare	-	465
Bookshop	-	464
Brave Sir Robin	-	766
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	441
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	410
Brian Song	-	541
Brian Song (Continued)	-	337
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	391
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	295
Brian's Prophecy	-	382
Bring Out Your Dead	-	481
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	470
Bruce's Sketch	-	306
Bruce's Song	-	314
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	489
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	364
Camelot Song	-	266
Camp Judges	-	427
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	170
Certified Stiff	-	388
Cheeky Is Released	-	197
Cheese Emporium	-	403
Cheese Shop	-	407
Children's Stories [Live]	-	398
Christmas In Heaven	-	634
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	266
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	271
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	401
Constitutional Peasants	-	555
Contradiction	-	369
Court Room Sketch	-	399
Crocodile	-	409
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	318
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	412
Decomposing Composers	-	663
Dedication (To Fish)	-	355
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	331
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	324
Dennis Moore	-	448
Do What John?	-	377
Doctor Quote	-	313
Election Forum	-	312
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	319
Elephantoplasty	-	401
End Of Quest	-	248
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	145
Eric The Half A Bee	-	451
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	363
Ethel the Frog	-	345
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	780
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	381
Ex-Leper	-	468
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	462
Farewell to John Denver	-	380
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	572
Festival Hall Emille	-	364
Finland	-	767
First World War	-	178
Fish (Morning)	-	385
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	274
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	358
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	364
Galaxy Song	-	779
Greasy Hair	-	365
Gumby Theatre	-	411
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	245
Happy Valley	-	367
Hard Of Thinking	-	353
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	342
He's Not the Messiah	-	382
Henry Kissenger	-	446
Henry Kissinger	-	797
Here Comes Another One	-	369
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	447
How To Do It	-	284
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	462
I Like Chinese	-	885
I Like Traffic Lights	-	350
I'm So Worried	-	547
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	200
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	696
I've Got Two Legs	-	767
Idiot Song	-	720
Idiot Song [Live]	-	175
Im A Lumberjack	-	350
Immanuel Kant	-	623
Interesting People [Live]	-	337
Interview [Live]	-	372
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	275
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	316
Introduction	-	380
Introduction (Apology)	-	401
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	313
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	310
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	387
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	422
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	339
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	366
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	387
Knights Of The Round Table	-	477
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	654
Lifeboat	-	385
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	337
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	606
Llamas [Live]	-	340
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	328
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	329
Lumberjack Song	-	803
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	312
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	296
Marilyn Monroe	-	449
Martydom Of St Victor	-	306
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	347
Mary Queen of Scots	-	269
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	367
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	367
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	301
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	335
Meaning Of Life	-	806
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	268
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	370
Medical Love Song	-	566
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	224
Meteorology	-	184
Money Program	-	350
Money Song	-	859
MP Link	-	324
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	176
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	435
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	370
Muddy Knees	-	406
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	698
Neville Shunt	-	375
Nisus Wettus	-	393
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	342
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	258
Novel Writing	-	299
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	259
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	372
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	388
Oliver Cromwell	-	767
Otto Sketch	-	513
Otto Song	-	357
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	168
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	327
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	350
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	275
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	305
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	333
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	306
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	327
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	387
Pellagra	-	185
Penis Song	-	588
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	470
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	431
Pepperpots	-	283
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	415
Personal Freedom	-	289
Pet Shop	-	401
Phone In	-	346
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	312
Prophets	-	374
Psychopath	-	345
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	249
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	244
Radio Shop	-	335
Ralph Mellish	-	314
Record Shop	-	300
Release Brian	-	361
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	354
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	361
Rhubarb Tart	-	484
Rock Notes	-	496
Romans Go Home	-	414
Run Away Song	-	343
Salvation Fuzz	-	192
Secret Service [Live]	-	335
Self Defence [Live]	-	369
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	392
Sex Education	-	648
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	281
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	340
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	279
Silly Noises	-	384
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	292
Sit On My Face	-	873
Sound Quiz	-	815
Spam	-	503
Spam Sketch	-	381
Spam Song	-	532
Spam Song [Edit]	-	330
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	272
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	305
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	564
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	374
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	323
Stake Your Claim	-	377
Stone Salesman	-	418
Stoning	-	447
Story So Far	-	247
Stretch The Script	-	172
String	-	434
Teach Yourself Heath	-	378
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	332
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	359
The Bridge of Death	-	236
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	327
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	404
The Ferret Song	-	445
The Great Debate	-	355
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	334
The Hermit	-	420
The Meaning Of Life	-	474
The Money Song	-	348
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	373
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	380
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	403
The Philosophers Song	-	370
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	382
The Silly Walks Song	-	373
The Story of the Film So Far	-	292
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	315
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	486
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	396
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	365
Tim The Enchanter	-	298
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	301
Traffic Lights	-	334
Travel Agent	-	384
Travel Agent [Live]	-	327
Treadmill Lager	-	323
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	356
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	330
Two Legs	-	416
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	348
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	246
Visitors [Live]	-	398
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	346
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	345
What Do You Do Quiz	-	383
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	438
Witch Burning	-	316
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	257
Word Association	-	512
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	338
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	420
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	335