Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	679
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	318
A Book At Bedtime	-	235
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	295
A Great Actor	-	291
A Lesson in Logic	-	402
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	398
A Minute Past	-	433
A Scottish Farewell	-	446
A Witch?	-	475
Abattoire	-	370
Accountancy Shanty	-	633
Accoutancy Shanty	-	854
Albatross [Live]	-	368
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	403
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	522
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	456
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1239
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	465
Announcement	-	405
Apology	-	356
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	444
Argument [Edit]	-	430
Argument Song [Live]	-	354
Arrival At Castle	-	239
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	365
Arthur's Song	-	424
Australian Table Wine	-	431
Background To History	-	354
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	456
Baxter's	-	487
Be a Great Actor	-	403
Beard Salesman	-	454
Bells	-	478
Ben	-	609
Big Red Bowl	-	330
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	416
Bishop	-	411
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	318
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	286
Bloody Catholics	-	397
Bomb Scare	-	496
Bookshop	-	490
Brave Sir Robin	-	803
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	498
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	444
Brian Song	-	600
Brian Song (Continued)	-	360
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	413
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	326
Brian's Prophecy	-	408
Bring Out Your Dead	-	510
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	505
Bruce's Sketch	-	342
Bruce's Song	-	363
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	520
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	393
Camelot Song	-	328
Camp Judges	-	504
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	197
Certified Stiff	-	411
Cheeky Is Released	-	228
Cheese Emporium	-	425
Cheese Shop	-	433
Children's Stories [Live]	-	423
Christmas In Heaven	-	662
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	287
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	291
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	443
Constitutional Peasants	-	621
Contradiction	-	401
Court Room Sketch	-	426
Crocodile	-	424
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	349
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	447
Decomposing Composers	-	728
Dedication (To Fish)	-	386
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	353
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	346
Dennis Moore	-	473
Do What John?	-	399
Doctor Quote	-	376
Election Forum	-	374
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	339
Elephantoplasty	-	428
End Of Quest	-	272
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	170
Eric The Half A Bee	-	475
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	389
Ethel the Frog	-	366
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	813
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	405
Ex-Leper	-	523
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	487
Farewell to John Denver	-	408
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	619
Festival Hall Emille	-	384
Finland	-	793
First World War	-	217
Fish (Morning)	-	465
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	299
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	397
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	390
Galaxy Song	-	812
Greasy Hair	-	421
Gumby Theatre	-	448
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	272
Happy Valley	-	409
Hard Of Thinking	-	378
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	373
He's Not the Messiah	-	412
Henry Kissenger	-	487
Henry Kissinger	-	855
Here Comes Another One	-	397
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	475
How To Do It	-	324
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	490
I Like Chinese	-	921
I Like Traffic Lights	-	379
I'm So Worried	-	572
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	227
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	729
I've Got Two Legs	-	808
Idiot Song	-	767
Idiot Song [Live]	-	198
Im A Lumberjack	-	378
Immanuel Kant	-	656
Interesting People [Live]	-	371
Interview [Live]	-	420
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	295
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	345
Introduction	-	423
Introduction (Apology)	-	430
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	343
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	345
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	422
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	464
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	364
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	397
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	423
Knights Of The Round Table	-	502
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	692
Lifeboat	-	407
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	361
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	726
Llamas [Live]	-	376
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	354
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	356
Lumberjack Song	-	847
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	341
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	316
Marilyn Monroe	-	485
Martydom Of St Victor	-	338
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	377
Mary Queen of Scots	-	295
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	399
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	393
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	321
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	361
Meaning Of Life	-	846
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	300
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	402
Medical Love Song	-	594
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	256
Meteorology	-	257
Money Program	-	386
Money Song	-	899
MP Link	-	364
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	210
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	475
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	402
Muddy Knees	-	438
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	728
Neville Shunt	-	401
Nisus Wettus	-	421
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	377
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	287
Novel Writing	-	341
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	291
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	413
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	417
Oliver Cromwell	-	812
Otto Sketch	-	554
Otto Song	-	375
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	199
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	353
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	376
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	304
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	335
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	356
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	337
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	351
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	415
Pellagra	-	208
Penis Song	-	667
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	497
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	462
Pepperpots	-	323
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	447
Personal Freedom	-	403
Pet Shop	-	451
Phone In	-	430
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	345
Prophets	-	393
Psychopath	-	366
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	277
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	276
Radio Shop	-	355
Ralph Mellish	-	344
Record Shop	-	334
Release Brian	-	386
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	377
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	389
Rhubarb Tart	-	533
Rock Notes	-	538
Romans Go Home	-	448
Run Away Song	-	364
Salvation Fuzz	-	221
Secret Service [Live]	-	362
Self Defence [Live]	-	407
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	425
Sex Education	-	733
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	314
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	368
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	307
Silly Noises	-	413
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	317
Sit On My Face	-	919
Sound Quiz	-	850
Spam	-	533
Spam Sketch	-	416
Spam Song	-	594
Spam Song [Edit]	-	358
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	297
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	329
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	588
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	399
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	357
Stake Your Claim	-	415
Stone Salesman	-	449
Stoning	-	497
Story So Far	-	278
Stretch The Script	-	196
String	-	544
Teach Yourself Heath	-	406
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	379
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	389
The Bridge of Death	-	266
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	354
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	432
The Ferret Song	-	475
The Great Debate	-	380
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	359
The Hermit	-	454
The Meaning Of Life	-	502
The Money Song	-	372
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	404
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	406
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	428
The Philosophers Song	-	395
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	412
The Silly Walks Song	-	399
The Story of the Film So Far	-	320
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	342
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	519
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	425
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	392
Tim The Enchanter	-	341
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	334
Traffic Lights	-	382
Travel Agent	-	432
Travel Agent [Live]	-	353
Treadmill Lager	-	359
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	392
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	361
Two Legs	-	436
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	378
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	277
Visitors [Live]	-	475
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	381
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	380
What Do You Do Quiz	-	410
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	465
Witch Burning	-	367
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	282
Word Association	-	546
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	376
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	446
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	362