Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	612
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	279
A Book At Bedtime	-	193
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	260
A Great Actor	-	256
A Lesson in Logic	-	361
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	356
A Minute Past	-	392
A Scottish Farewell	-	397
A Witch?	-	430
Abattoire	-	337
Accountancy Shanty	-	548
Accoutancy Shanty	-	745
Albatross [Live]	-	278
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	363
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	480
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	419
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1176
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	425
Announcement	-	359
Apology	-	318
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	397
Argument [Edit]	-	376
Argument Song [Live]	-	310
Arrival At Castle	-	184
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	324
Arthur's Song	-	374
Australian Table Wine	-	382
Background To History	-	314
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	397
Baxter's	-	396
Be a Great Actor	-	363
Beard Salesman	-	369
Bells	-	415
Ben	-	570
Big Red Bowl	-	293
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	378
Bishop	-	378
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	271
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	243
Bloody Catholics	-	354
Bomb Scare	-	445
Bookshop	-	447
Brave Sir Robin	-	747
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	425
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	397
Brian Song	-	519
Brian Song (Continued)	-	323
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	373
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	283
Brian's Prophecy	-	368
Bring Out Your Dead	-	467
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	457
Bruce's Sketch	-	288
Bruce's Song	-	293
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	473
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	347
Camelot Song	-	249
Camp Judges	-	404
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	153
Certified Stiff	-	365
Cheeky Is Released	-	181
Cheese Emporium	-	384
Cheese Shop	-	388
Children's Stories [Live]	-	381
Christmas In Heaven	-	618
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	252
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	256
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	383
Constitutional Peasants	-	325
Contradiction	-	350
Court Room Sketch	-	387
Crocodile	-	395
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	306
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	400
Decomposing Composers	-	640
Dedication (To Fish)	-	341
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	317
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	309
Dennis Moore	-	435
Do What John?	-	361
Doctor Quote	-	289
Election Forum	-	300
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	299
Elephantoplasty	-	386
End Of Quest	-	233
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	130
Eric The Half A Bee	-	437
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	348
Ethel the Frog	-	332
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	761
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	365
Ex-Leper	-	447
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	450
Farewell to John Denver	-	366
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	556
Festival Hall Emille	-	350
Finland	-	749
First World War	-	162
Fish (Morning)	-	359
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	259
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	341
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	351
Galaxy Song	-	762
Greasy Hair	-	348
Gumby Theatre	-	395
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	230
Happy Valley	-	353
Hard Of Thinking	-	338
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	325
He's Not the Messiah	-	369
Henry Kissenger	-	428
Henry Kissinger	-	779
Here Comes Another One	-	354
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	434
How To Do It	-	266
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	446
I Like Chinese	-	870
I Like Traffic Lights	-	336
I'm So Worried	-	533
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	186
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	676
I've Got Two Legs	-	750
Idiot Song	-	704
Idiot Song [Live]	-	160
Im A Lumberjack	-	335
Immanuel Kant	-	602
Interesting People [Live]	-	319
Interview [Live]	-	353
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	260
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	305
Introduction	-	360
Introduction (Apology)	-	388
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	298
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	298
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	371
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	405
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	323
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	349
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	371
Knights Of The Round Table	-	461
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	638
Lifeboat	-	364
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	320
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	592
Llamas [Live]	-	322
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	311
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	312
Lumberjack Song	-	781
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	295
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	278
Marilyn Monroe	-	425
Martydom Of St Victor	-	292
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	328
Mary Queen of Scots	-	253
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	353
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	354
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	283
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	323
Meaning Of Life	-	793
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	253
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	355
Medical Love Song	-	552
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	209
Meteorology	-	168
Money Program	-	335
Money Song	-	838
MP Link	-	298
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	160
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	420
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	352
Muddy Knees	-	392
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	682
Neville Shunt	-	360
Nisus Wettus	-	377
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	325
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	245
Novel Writing	-	277
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	244
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	357
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	378
Oliver Cromwell	-	755
Otto Sketch	-	501
Otto Song	-	346
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	152
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	316
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	333
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	257
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	287
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	321
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	291
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	314
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	370
Pellagra	-	176
Penis Song	-	568
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	455
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	417
Pepperpots	-	260
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	400
Personal Freedom	-	162
Pet Shop	-	382
Phone In	-	320
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	296
Prophets	-	358
Psychopath	-	328
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	233
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	233
Radio Shop	-	316
Ralph Mellish	-	296
Record Shop	-	282
Release Brian	-	348
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	337
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	349
Rhubarb Tart	-	470
Rock Notes	-	485
Romans Go Home	-	399
Run Away Song	-	329
Salvation Fuzz	-	173
Secret Service [Live]	-	323
Self Defence [Live]	-	357
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	376
Sex Education	-	477
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	272
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	326
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	264
Silly Noises	-	369
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	274
Sit On My Face	-	861
Sound Quiz	-	797
Spam	-	486
Spam Sketch	-	366
Spam Song	-	519
Spam Song [Edit]	-	314
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	257
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	289
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	549
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	361
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	307
Stake Your Claim	-	361
Stone Salesman	-	400
Stoning	-	422
Story So Far	-	230
Stretch The Script	-	155
String	-	422
Teach Yourself Heath	-	361
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	319
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	341
The Bridge of Death	-	221
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	315
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	389
The Ferret Song	-	427
The Great Debate	-	346
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	318
The Hermit	-	406
The Meaning Of Life	-	459
The Money Song	-	331
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	359
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	369
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	388
The Philosophers Song	-	354
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	370
The Silly Walks Song	-	361
The Story of the Film So Far	-	279
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	298
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	475
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	382
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	355
Tim The Enchanter	-	284
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	290
Traffic Lights	-	317
Travel Agent	-	370
Travel Agent [Live]	-	316
Treadmill Lager	-	309
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	340
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	316
Two Legs	-	401
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	331
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	233
Visitors [Live]	-	371
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	331
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	328
What Do You Do Quiz	-	368
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	427
Witch Burning	-	294
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	242
Word Association	-	497
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	324
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	406
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	318