Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	649
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	313
A Book At Bedtime	-	225
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	290
A Great Actor	-	283
A Lesson in Logic	-	395
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	389
A Minute Past	-	422
A Scottish Farewell	-	436
A Witch?	-	466
Abattoire	-	359
Accountancy Shanty	-	618
Accoutancy Shanty	-	807
Albatross [Live]	-	354
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	397
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	514
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	452
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1229
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	458
Announcement	-	400
Apology	-	349
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	436
Argument [Edit]	-	421
Argument Song [Live]	-	337
Arrival At Castle	-	225
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	357
Arthur's Song	-	413
Australian Table Wine	-	418
Background To History	-	346
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	438
Baxter's	-	453
Be a Great Actor	-	393
Beard Salesman	-	445
Bells	-	470
Ben	-	603
Big Red Bowl	-	324
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	411
Bishop	-	404
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	309
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	274
Bloody Catholics	-	389
Bomb Scare	-	488
Bookshop	-	483
Brave Sir Robin	-	792
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	487
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	431
Brian Song	-	582
Brian Song (Continued)	-	352
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	407
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	319
Brian's Prophecy	-	399
Bring Out Your Dead	-	504
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	493
Bruce's Sketch	-	330
Bruce's Song	-	356
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	508
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	382
Camelot Song	-	316
Camp Judges	-	459
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	190
Certified Stiff	-	406
Cheeky Is Released	-	215
Cheese Emporium	-	420
Cheese Shop	-	426
Children's Stories [Live]	-	418
Christmas In Heaven	-	654
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	282
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	284
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	426
Constitutional Peasants	-	616
Contradiction	-	393
Court Room Sketch	-	417
Crocodile	-	420
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	337
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	438
Decomposing Composers	-	715
Dedication (To Fish)	-	378
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	346
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	340
Dennis Moore	-	465
Do What John?	-	393
Doctor Quote	-	362
Election Forum	-	364
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	335
Elephantoplasty	-	422
End Of Quest	-	261
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	159
Eric The Half A Bee	-	468
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	384
Ethel the Frog	-	361
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	803
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	397
Ex-Leper	-	502
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	484
Farewell to John Denver	-	401
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	604
Festival Hall Emille	-	377
Finland	-	788
First World War	-	206
Fish (Morning)	-	449
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	292
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	382
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	381
Galaxy Song	-	802
Greasy Hair	-	390
Gumby Theatre	-	440
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	267
Happy Valley	-	394
Hard Of Thinking	-	368
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	364
He's Not the Messiah	-	405
Henry Kissenger	-	480
Henry Kissinger	-	848
Here Comes Another One	-	388
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	468
How To Do It	-	315
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	481
I Like Chinese	-	913
I Like Traffic Lights	-	371
I'm So Worried	-	564
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	222
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	720
I've Got Two Legs	-	800
Idiot Song	-	757
Idiot Song [Live]	-	190
Im A Lumberjack	-	371
Immanuel Kant	-	642
Interesting People [Live]	-	359
Interview [Live]	-	413
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	289
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	335
Introduction	-	415
Introduction (Apology)	-	419
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	333
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	331
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	415
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	451
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	356
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	390
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	413
Knights Of The Round Table	-	494
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	683
Lifeboat	-	401
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	353
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	663
Llamas [Live]	-	365
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	345
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	346
Lumberjack Song	-	838
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	327
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	310
Marilyn Monroe	-	481
Martydom Of St Victor	-	327
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	368
Mary Queen of Scots	-	287
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	387
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	385
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	314
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	352
Meaning Of Life	-	838
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	292
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	391
Medical Love Song	-	587
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	240
Meteorology	-	236
Money Program	-	374
Money Song	-	893
MP Link	-	353
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	194
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	463
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	395
Muddy Knees	-	430
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	718
Neville Shunt	-	393
Nisus Wettus	-	412
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	364
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	277
Novel Writing	-	333
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	280
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	399
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	408
Oliver Cromwell	-	798
Otto Sketch	-	547
Otto Song	-	368
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	192
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	346
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	369
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	297
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	325
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	348
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	323
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	345
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	409
Pellagra	-	201
Penis Song	-	617
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	484
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	445
Pepperpots	-	310
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	432
Personal Freedom	-	333
Pet Shop	-	438
Phone In	-	393
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	333
Prophets	-	387
Psychopath	-	359
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	269
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	264
Radio Shop	-	349
Ralph Mellish	-	339
Record Shop	-	325
Release Brian	-	380
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	367
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	380
Rhubarb Tart	-	521
Rock Notes	-	523
Romans Go Home	-	435
Run Away Song	-	356
Salvation Fuzz	-	214
Secret Service [Live]	-	353
Self Defence [Live]	-	395
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	408
Sex Education	-	681
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	305
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	359
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	297
Silly Noises	-	399
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	310
Sit On My Face	-	906
Sound Quiz	-	841
Spam	-	528
Spam Sketch	-	410
Spam Song	-	552
Spam Song [Edit]	-	345
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	289
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	321
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	581
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	393
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	345
Stake Your Claim	-	399
Stone Salesman	-	442
Stoning	-	484
Story So Far	-	268
Stretch The Script	-	190
String	-	505
Teach Yourself Heath	-	398
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	360
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	376
The Bridge of Death	-	259
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	348
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	425
The Ferret Song	-	466
The Great Debate	-	374
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	349
The Hermit	-	448
The Meaning Of Life	-	493
The Money Song	-	367
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	395
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	400
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	420
The Philosophers Song	-	387
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	404
The Silly Walks Song	-	391
The Story of the Film So Far	-	314
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	337
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	512
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	419
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	385
Tim The Enchanter	-	323
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	324
Traffic Lights	-	365
Travel Agent	-	418
Travel Agent [Live]	-	346
Treadmill Lager	-	347
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	379
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	348
Two Legs	-	428
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	366
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	267
Visitors [Live]	-	421
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	368
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	372
What Do You Do Quiz	-	401
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	452
Witch Burning	-	355
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	276
Word Association	-	536
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	360
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	437
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	355