Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	698
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	333
A Book At Bedtime	-	257
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	314
A Great Actor	-	312
A Lesson in Logic	-	426
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	417
A Minute Past	-	475
A Scottish Farewell	-	469
A Witch?	-	489
Abattoire	-	385
Accountancy Shanty	-	653
Accoutancy Shanty	-	877
Albatross [Live]	-	389
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	423
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	542
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	474
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1260
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	487
Announcement	-	426
Apology	-	374
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	465
Argument [Edit]	-	443
Argument Song [Live]	-	377
Arrival At Castle	-	258
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	381
Arthur's Song	-	447
Australian Table Wine	-	449
Background To History	-	376
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	476
Baxter's	-	507
Be a Great Actor	-	425
Beard Salesman	-	473
Bells	-	508
Ben	-	630
Big Red Bowl	-	350
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	432
Bishop	-	427
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	335
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	306
Bloody Catholics	-	412
Bomb Scare	-	516
Bookshop	-	511
Brave Sir Robin	-	825
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	516
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	462
Brian Song	-	620
Brian Song (Continued)	-	381
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	429
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	344
Brian's Prophecy	-	426
Bring Out Your Dead	-	532
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	523
Bruce's Sketch	-	359
Bruce's Song	-	380
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	540
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	410
Camelot Song	-	346
Camp Judges	-	528
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	219
Certified Stiff	-	435
Cheeky Is Released	-	251
Cheese Emporium	-	439
Cheese Shop	-	453
Children's Stories [Live]	-	442
Christmas In Heaven	-	681
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	302
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	308
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	464
Constitutional Peasants	-	663
Contradiction	-	419
Court Room Sketch	-	446
Crocodile	-	440
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	368
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	467
Decomposing Composers	-	763
Dedication (To Fish)	-	404
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	368
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	361
Dennis Moore	-	495
Do What John?	-	420
Doctor Quote	-	395
Election Forum	-	393
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	353
Elephantoplasty	-	448
End Of Quest	-	291
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	189
Eric The Half A Bee	-	495
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	409
Ethel the Frog	-	387
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	832
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	425
Ex-Leper	-	546
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	508
Farewell to John Denver	-	429
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	633
Festival Hall Emille	-	400
Finland	-	819
First World War	-	238
Fish (Morning)	-	485
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	315
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	416
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	409
Galaxy Song	-	835
Greasy Hair	-	448
Gumby Theatre	-	466
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	291
Happy Valley	-	433
Hard Of Thinking	-	400
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	389
He's Not the Messiah	-	430
Henry Kissenger	-	506
Henry Kissinger	-	875
Here Comes Another One	-	420
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	492
How To Do It	-	345
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	512
I Like Chinese	-	946
I Like Traffic Lights	-	396
I'm So Worried	-	592
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	249
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	747
I've Got Two Legs	-	829
Idiot Song	-	786
Idiot Song [Live]	-	216
Im A Lumberjack	-	398
Immanuel Kant	-	674
Interesting People [Live]	-	394
Interview [Live]	-	446
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	312
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	366
Introduction	-	442
Introduction (Apology)	-	449
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	364
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	366
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	441
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	481
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	380
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	419
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	443
Knights Of The Round Table	-	522
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	713
Lifeboat	-	423
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	383
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	768
Llamas [Live]	-	397
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	374
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	372
Lumberjack Song	-	869
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	362
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	337
Marilyn Monroe	-	509
Martydom Of St Victor	-	359
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	395
Mary Queen of Scots	-	314
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	418
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	410
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	340
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	379
Meaning Of Life	-	871
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	317
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	422
Medical Love Song	-	610
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	273
Meteorology	-	282
Money Program	-	407
Money Song	-	920
MP Link	-	389
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	228
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	494
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	418
Muddy Knees	-	457
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	750
Neville Shunt	-	421
Nisus Wettus	-	440
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	394
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	307
Novel Writing	-	364
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	312
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	430
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	439
Oliver Cromwell	-	833
Otto Sketch	-	575
Otto Song	-	394
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	216
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	372
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	394
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	320
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	352
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	375
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	353
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	368
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	433
Pellagra	-	224
Penis Song	-	688
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	518
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	482
Pepperpots	-	344
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	465
Personal Freedom	-	422
Pet Shop	-	477
Phone In	-	449
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	366
Prophets	-	411
Psychopath	-	383
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	293
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	291
Radio Shop	-	371
Ralph Mellish	-	360
Record Shop	-	357
Release Brian	-	406
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	394
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	406
Rhubarb Tart	-	558
Rock Notes	-	566
Romans Go Home	-	465
Run Away Song	-	384
Salvation Fuzz	-	239
Secret Service [Live]	-	383
Self Defence [Live]	-	429
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	447
Sex Education	-	756
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	332
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	385
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	328
Silly Noises	-	432
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	338
Sit On My Face	-	944
Sound Quiz	-	873
Spam	-	551
Spam Sketch	-	440
Spam Song	-	611
Spam Song [Edit]	-	379
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	317
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	348
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	606
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	416
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	374
Stake Your Claim	-	436
Stone Salesman	-	471
Stoning	-	517
Story So Far	-	301
Stretch The Script	-	213
String	-	579
Teach Yourself Heath	-	424
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	397
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	405
The Bridge of Death	-	286
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	372
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	451
The Ferret Song	-	491
The Great Debate	-	399
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	377
The Hermit	-	476
The Meaning Of Life	-	523
The Money Song	-	391
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	425
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	423
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	447
The Philosophers Song	-	413
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	431
The Silly Walks Song	-	417
The Story of the Film So Far	-	338
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	362
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	542
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	444
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	406
Tim The Enchanter	-	362
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	349
Traffic Lights	-	414
Travel Agent	-	461
Travel Agent [Live]	-	373
Treadmill Lager	-	378
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	420
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	375
Two Legs	-	455
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	394
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	297
Visitors [Live]	-	496
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	401
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	404
What Do You Do Quiz	-	427
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	482
Witch Burning	-	387
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	301
Word Association	-	565
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	398
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	469
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	380