Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	634
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	298
A Book At Bedtime	-	210
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	277
A Great Actor	-	267
A Lesson in Logic	-	378
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	376
A Minute Past	-	407
A Scottish Farewell	-	416
A Witch?	-	452
Abattoire	-	349
Accountancy Shanty	-	587
Accoutancy Shanty	-	779
Albatross [Live]	-	306
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	383
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	496
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	436
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1210
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	444
Announcement	-	380
Apology	-	337
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	421
Argument [Edit]	-	398
Argument Song [Live]	-	325
Arrival At Castle	-	207
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	342
Arthur's Song	-	393
Australian Table Wine	-	403
Background To History	-	332
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	414
Baxter's	-	436
Be a Great Actor	-	377
Beard Salesman	-	395
Bells	-	446
Ben	-	591
Big Red Bowl	-	311
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	397
Bishop	-	394
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	291
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	259
Bloody Catholics	-	376
Bomb Scare	-	472
Bookshop	-	468
Brave Sir Robin	-	774
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	449
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	414
Brian Song	-	547
Brian Song (Continued)	-	338
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	394
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	304
Brian's Prophecy	-	383
Bring Out Your Dead	-	486
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	477
Bruce's Sketch	-	310
Bruce's Song	-	320
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	493
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	367
Camelot Song	-	268
Camp Judges	-	440
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	171
Certified Stiff	-	391
Cheeky Is Released	-	198
Cheese Emporium	-	405
Cheese Shop	-	410
Children's Stories [Live]	-	403
Christmas In Heaven	-	640
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	269
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	271
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	406
Constitutional Peasants	-	579
Contradiction	-	373
Court Room Sketch	-	402
Crocodile	-	410
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	322
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	416
Decomposing Composers	-	676
Dedication (To Fish)	-	361
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	332
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	329
Dennis Moore	-	452
Do What John?	-	379
Doctor Quote	-	319
Election Forum	-	314
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	320
Elephantoplasty	-	403
End Of Quest	-	249
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	145
Eric The Half A Bee	-	453
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	366
Ethel the Frog	-	347
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	785
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	383
Ex-Leper	-	476
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	469
Farewell to John Denver	-	385
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	573
Festival Hall Emille	-	364
Finland	-	771
First World War	-	183
Fish (Morning)	-	388
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	277
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	362
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	367
Galaxy Song	-	787
Greasy Hair	-	371
Gumby Theatre	-	427
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	247
Happy Valley	-	370
Hard Of Thinking	-	353
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	345
He's Not the Messiah	-	385
Henry Kissenger	-	465
Henry Kissinger	-	811
Here Comes Another One	-	370
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	454
How To Do It	-	295
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	465
I Like Chinese	-	889
I Like Traffic Lights	-	355
I'm So Worried	-	550
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	203
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	702
I've Got Two Legs	-	773
Idiot Song	-	736
Idiot Song [Live]	-	175
Im A Lumberjack	-	353
Immanuel Kant	-	626
Interesting People [Live]	-	340
Interview [Live]	-	379
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	277
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	322
Introduction	-	380
Introduction (Apology)	-	404
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	317
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	315
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	393
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	426
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	341
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	373
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	390
Knights Of The Round Table	-	478
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	666
Lifeboat	-	386
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	339
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	625
Llamas [Live]	-	342
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	330
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	333
Lumberjack Song	-	815
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	313
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	296
Marilyn Monroe	-	458
Martydom Of St Victor	-	308
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	350
Mary Queen of Scots	-	271
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	368
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	370
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	302
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	338
Meaning Of Life	-	818
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	279
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	375
Medical Love Song	-	570
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	227
Meteorology	-	188
Money Program	-	354
Money Song	-	869
MP Link	-	331
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	177
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	442
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	376
Muddy Knees	-	417
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	702
Neville Shunt	-	378
Nisus Wettus	-	395
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	344
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	261
Novel Writing	-	312
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	264
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	373
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	395
Oliver Cromwell	-	779
Otto Sketch	-	531
Otto Song	-	357
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	172
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	333
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	352
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	281
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	306
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	336
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	307
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	330
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	391
Pellagra	-	189
Penis Song	-	598
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	472
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	433
Pepperpots	-	293
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	417
Personal Freedom	-	310
Pet Shop	-	404
Phone In	-	351
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	314
Prophets	-	377
Psychopath	-	346
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	251
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	248
Radio Shop	-	337
Ralph Mellish	-	317
Record Shop	-	304
Release Brian	-	362
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	354
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	365
Rhubarb Tart	-	502
Rock Notes	-	505
Romans Go Home	-	420
Run Away Song	-	344
Salvation Fuzz	-	196
Secret Service [Live]	-	338
Self Defence [Live]	-	376
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	394
Sex Education	-	663
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	289
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	343
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	282
Silly Noises	-	386
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	295
Sit On My Face	-	880
Sound Quiz	-	824
Spam	-	511
Spam Sketch	-	386
Spam Song	-	536
Spam Song [Edit]	-	330
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	272
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	307
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	566
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	377
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	330
Stake Your Claim	-	379
Stone Salesman	-	423
Stoning	-	465
Story So Far	-	253
Stretch The Script	-	174
String	-	460
Teach Yourself Heath	-	382
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	340
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	360
The Bridge of Death	-	238
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	331
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	408
The Ferret Song	-	451
The Great Debate	-	359
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	339
The Hermit	-	421
The Meaning Of Life	-	476
The Money Song	-	352
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	378
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	386
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	406
The Philosophers Song	-	371
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	389
The Silly Walks Song	-	375
The Story of the Film So Far	-	297
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	321
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	496
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	401
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	370
Tim The Enchanter	-	302
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	304
Traffic Lights	-	335
Travel Agent	-	393
Travel Agent [Live]	-	330
Treadmill Lager	-	328
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	363
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	332
Two Legs	-	417
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	349
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	251
Visitors [Live]	-	409
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	350
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	354
What Do You Do Quiz	-	385
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	440
Witch Burning	-	325
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	264
Word Association	-	513
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	342
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	422
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	339