Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	686
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	326
A Book At Bedtime	-	248
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	306
A Great Actor	-	305
A Lesson in Logic	-	415
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	410
A Minute Past	-	463
A Scottish Farewell	-	460
A Witch?	-	485
Abattoire	-	380
Accountancy Shanty	-	646
Accoutancy Shanty	-	868
Albatross [Live]	-	383
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	416
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	533
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	469
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1249
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	478
Announcement	-	417
Apology	-	369
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	454
Argument [Edit]	-	440
Argument Song [Live]	-	367
Arrival At Castle	-	250
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	374
Arthur's Song	-	438
Australian Table Wine	-	443
Background To History	-	367
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	469
Baxter's	-	498
Be a Great Actor	-	416
Beard Salesman	-	465
Bells	-	493
Ben	-	621
Big Red Bowl	-	342
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	427
Bishop	-	420
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	330
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	298
Bloody Catholics	-	408
Bomb Scare	-	507
Bookshop	-	500
Brave Sir Robin	-	816
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	510
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	456
Brian Song	-	613
Brian Song (Continued)	-	372
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	425
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	337
Brian's Prophecy	-	418
Bring Out Your Dead	-	522
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	517
Bruce's Sketch	-	352
Bruce's Song	-	374
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	532
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	403
Camelot Song	-	340
Camp Judges	-	517
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	209
Certified Stiff	-	425
Cheeky Is Released	-	241
Cheese Emporium	-	436
Cheese Shop	-	446
Children's Stories [Live]	-	435
Christmas In Heaven	-	675
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	298
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	301
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	455
Constitutional Peasants	-	649
Contradiction	-	413
Court Room Sketch	-	439
Crocodile	-	434
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	361
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	461
Decomposing Composers	-	744
Dedication (To Fish)	-	398
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	365
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	356
Dennis Moore	-	485
Do What John?	-	411
Doctor Quote	-	389
Election Forum	-	387
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	349
Elephantoplasty	-	440
End Of Quest	-	285
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	182
Eric The Half A Bee	-	489
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	402
Ethel the Frog	-	378
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	823
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	418
Ex-Leper	-	534
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	498
Farewell to John Denver	-	420
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	629
Festival Hall Emille	-	397
Finland	-	808
First World War	-	229
Fish (Morning)	-	480
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	310
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	409
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	402
Galaxy Song	-	828
Greasy Hair	-	433
Gumby Theatre	-	460
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	284
Happy Valley	-	421
Hard Of Thinking	-	390
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	384
He's Not the Messiah	-	424
Henry Kissenger	-	498
Henry Kissinger	-	867
Here Comes Another One	-	410
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	486
How To Do It	-	336
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	503
I Like Chinese	-	936
I Like Traffic Lights	-	390
I'm So Worried	-	584
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	240
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	740
I've Got Two Legs	-	820
Idiot Song	-	780
Idiot Song [Live]	-	209
Im A Lumberjack	-	390
Immanuel Kant	-	668
Interesting People [Live]	-	383
Interview [Live]	-	435
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	307
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	357
Introduction	-	436
Introduction (Apology)	-	442
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	354
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	358
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	435
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	476
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	376
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	410
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	435
Knights Of The Round Table	-	515
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	705
Lifeboat	-	417
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	374
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	754
Llamas [Live]	-	388
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	366
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	367
Lumberjack Song	-	861
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	354
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	330
Marilyn Monroe	-	501
Martydom Of St Victor	-	350
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	389
Mary Queen of Scots	-	307
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	411
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	405
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	334
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	372
Meaning Of Life	-	861
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	312
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	414
Medical Love Song	-	604
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	268
Meteorology	-	276
Money Program	-	399
Money Song	-	912
MP Link	-	380
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	222
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	486
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	412
Muddy Knees	-	449
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	740
Neville Shunt	-	414
Nisus Wettus	-	434
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	388
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	299
Novel Writing	-	354
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	303
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	425
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	429
Oliver Cromwell	-	824
Otto Sketch	-	567
Otto Song	-	385
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	210
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	366
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	387
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	316
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	346
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	368
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	347
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	362
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	426
Pellagra	-	216
Penis Song	-	681
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	511
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	475
Pepperpots	-	336
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	457
Personal Freedom	-	415
Pet Shop	-	465
Phone In	-	441
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	359
Prophets	-	404
Psychopath	-	377
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	289
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	288
Radio Shop	-	366
Ralph Mellish	-	355
Record Shop	-	347
Release Brian	-	397
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	389
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	401
Rhubarb Tart	-	550
Rock Notes	-	554
Romans Go Home	-	458
Run Away Song	-	376
Salvation Fuzz	-	232
Secret Service [Live]	-	376
Self Defence [Live]	-	422
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	439
Sex Education	-	752
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	327
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	378
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	319
Silly Noises	-	424
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	329
Sit On My Face	-	934
Sound Quiz	-	862
Spam	-	545
Spam Sketch	-	432
Spam Song	-	604
Spam Song [Edit]	-	370
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	309
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	340
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	599
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	411
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	369
Stake Your Claim	-	429
Stone Salesman	-	461
Stoning	-	509
Story So Far	-	291
Stretch The Script	-	207
String	-	558
Teach Yourself Heath	-	418
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	392
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	401
The Bridge of Death	-	278
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	366
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	444
The Ferret Song	-	487
The Great Debate	-	391
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	369
The Hermit	-	467
The Meaning Of Life	-	515
The Money Song	-	384
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	417
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	418
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	439
The Philosophers Song	-	406
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	422
The Silly Walks Song	-	411
The Story of the Film So Far	-	331
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	356
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	531
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	437
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	401
Tim The Enchanter	-	353
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	343
Traffic Lights	-	402
Travel Agent	-	449
Travel Agent [Live]	-	364
Treadmill Lager	-	371
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	411
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	373
Two Legs	-	447
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	390
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	290
Visitors [Live]	-	486
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	393
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	393
What Do You Do Quiz	-	422
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	475
Witch Burning	-	378
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	293
Word Association	-	557
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	388
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	460
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	375