I fascinate, infatuate
Emphatically
You're dreary, you're base, deary
Your face is weary for me
I'm heaven sent, so eloquent
And curiously
I entertain your tiny brain
So spuriously
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The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set ] (Chorus)
I'm charming, dear, disarming, dear
Alarming to see
You're lazy, you're limp, baby
Your mind is crazy for me
My rhetoric, so magnetic
Aesthetically
I'll nominate you to abominate
Anticipate me
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I captivate, enraptivate
Emphatically
You're funny, you're dead, honey
But you're always money to me
I'm adorable, you're deplorable
It's not a lot of fun
It's gruesome, but we're a twosome
So, hey, hey, hey, here we come
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