Don't cry, darling, it's blood all right
Face so blue and hands so white
She looked just like a Union Jack
When you cut the skin upon her back
Silicon carne is in my heart
See me walking in the park
Silicon carne is my delight
Stick it together with Araldite
Don't pray, honey, it's just a phase
And, you know, God works in mysterious ways
She looked just like a circus clown
When you flicked your wrist up and down
Silicon carne is in my feet
See me walking in the street
Silicon carne is my dear plastic
Tie it together with elastic
All I want, all I see, you
Don't scream baby, it's just a coma
You go to heaven, I go to Roma
She looked just like an Apollo mission
When they used her body for nuclear fission
Silicon carne is in my heart
See me walking in the park
Silicon carne is in my head
See me sticking to the bed
Don't cry, darling, it's just anaesthesia
Three years at college makes dissection so much easier
She looked just like an old Mae West
When you cut the flesh inside her chest
Silicon carne is in my feet
See me walking in the street
Silicon carne and Steradent
Oh, it's so hard to be President