The Moaning Myrtles - Sitting on the Toilet Lyrics
I don't mean to be rude but sometimes I must stare
Only wish I could knot my fingers in your hair
If I tried to kiss you, your lips would go through me
There was a better line here, but it wasn't family friendly.
Chorus
Oh Harry, you're lovely
But you never think of me
Oh Harry, I want you to be mine
But you're a real jerk sometimes
Cho Chang and Ginny, they come in here to whine
Those broken-hearted brats who also think that you are fine
I watch while youre smitten with every girl you see
But since I'm transparent, you cant adore me
Chorus
Can't pretend I dont spy on you once in a while
Anything just to see your green eyes or your smile
But sitting on the toilet, all I can do is cry
Knowing that you'll never ever give me a try