I'm the ape of death and I don't care
Cos I'm the monkey with the lovely hair
It's all fluffy and shiny too
Cos I got that Miracle Wax from Naboo.
Don't be cynical
It's a follicle miracle
I said, don't be cynical
I keep waxing lyrical
He's the ape of death and he don't care
Cos he's the monkey with the lovely hair
It's all fluffy and shiny too
Cos he got that Miracle Wax from Naboo.
Come on, now!
Ah-ah, yeah!
One, two, three, four
Dig that monkey song
Look around at my monkey hair
You can touch it, I don't care
Used to be that I was ashamed
But now the monkey fluff is tamed.
Come on everybody and walk around my hair!
Don't be cynical
It's a follicle miracle
I said, don't be cynical
I keep waxing lyrical