Morty! Aah! Fucking amish bitch shot me!
She tried to purge me, morty
You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead
Rick, she took the car!
You fucking kidding me, morty?! She took my car and the gun
We're like the rest of these assholes now
W-w-we're gonna get purged, morty. Help me up
Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, rick
Why don't we just use your portal gun?
It's in the car, dip-ass
Heads up. Rapists
Well, don't just stand there, morty
Purge 'em
Wait, stop! Please, don't kill me! I-I never intended to harm you, I swear
I am trying to end the festival
W-w-what do you mean?
I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes
That run our society and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival
Fuck that, rick! We got to kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
Geez, morty, purge it down a little
Purge! Don't purge! You're sending me mixed messages, rick
Morty you're acting like a freaking lunatic
Calm down
Screw you, rick! I'll purge you, too, you old, rickety piece of crap!
This has been a long time coming!
I'm gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear them all over your face!
Oh man!
What are you doing?
A sequel
Just hit a button, morty! Give me a beat!
Oh geez! Geez!
Disqualafied
Boo
Geez. Wow, morty. Now you're getting into it
Hey, you know what, morty?
Why don't we christen our squeaky-clean windshield here
By watching a little of this purge through it?
What?! No! What is your problem?!
Morty, grow up. If you don't want to watch, don't watch, but, you know, it's my car
Also, if you tell your mom about this, I'll purge you
You're the worst. And this planet is the worst. How can you be into this?
You know, people are gonna kill each other
So, what, y-y-you trying to sit here and tell me that I-if
If there's a video online with someone getting decapitated, you don't click on it?
No! Why, why would I do that? You do that?
I don't, because it would bore me
I see shits like that for breakfast, morty
But if you don't do it, I say it's because you're afraid of your own primal instincts
So you stuff them down and
Oh, oh! Shh shh it's starting
Oh-ho-ho! Here we go
I'm not watching
Yeah, yeah, yeah, your medal's in the mail
I'm gonna get a closer look
Oh, okay, sure
And then someone's gonna throw a rock and hit the car
And then we're gonna crash and we're gonna be stuck down there
And it's gonna be what we deserve
Yawn
That was okay, yeah
T-that was gross
What are you doing?
Just hit a button, morty! Give me a beat!
Oh geez! Geez!