Michael Longcor - I Can't Party (As Hearty as I Partied When I Partied at 21) Lyrics

There's an undead looking zombie
standing right there in my mirror
There's a thermonuclear war
Going on and it's right between my ears

My stomach's acting like a Chinese circus
And it doesn't wanna eat
And the whole Russian army's been marching on my tongue
And they did it in their stocking feet

I talked with Jose Cuervo
And I danced with Irish Rose
I went two out of three with old Jack D.
And I think he broke my nose

Even though I'm thirty-something
And I love to have my fun
I guess I can't party as hearty
As I partied when I partied at 21

I used to walk that old Mad Dog
And drink it with my friends
I'd party down with Farmer Boone
Until the party's end

I used to fly that Thunderbird
But now I've crashed and burned
I'd suck tequila and nibble at the worm
But now the worm has turned

I talked with Jose Cuervo
And I danced with Irish Rose
I went two out of three with old Jack D.
And I think he broke my nose

Even though I'm thirty-something
And I love to have my fun
I guess I can't party as hearty
As I partied when I partied at 21

I'd sing all night with Tullamore
As friends and guitars played
And we'd all win a Pabst Blue Ribbon
For all the noise we'd made

I used to skimp on sleep for days
And never felt the lack
I used to hit that bottle hard
But now it hits me back

I used to walk that old Mad Dog
And drink it with my friends
I'd party down with Farmer Boone
Until the party's end

I used to fly that Thunderbird
But now I've crashed and burned
I'd suck tequila and nibble at the worm
But now the worm has turned

Well, demon liquor has caused me trouble
And folks say I'm headed for worse
But it's no problem--I know my limit
It's just that I pass out first

There's an undead looking zombie
standing right there in my mirror
There's a thermonuclear war
Going on and it's right between my ears

My stomach's acting like a Chinese circus
It doesn't wanna eat
And the whole Russian army's been marching on my tongue
And they did it in their stocking feet

I talked with Jose Cuervo
And I danced with Irish Rose
I went two out of three with old Jack D.
And I think he broke my nose

Even though I'm thirty-something
And I love to have my fun
I guess I can't party as hearty
As I partied when I partied at 21

No I can't part as hearty
As I partied when I partied at 21
But there's one or two things
I do a whole lot better
Than when I was 21