METAL CaSTLe - My Life Is Better (with This Beard And Fine Wine) Lyrics

Maybe today will be the day I grow a beard.
Maybe this week my life will change.
Why do you laugh at me when I am sad?
When I have this beard you will be glad.

Oh don't touch my armpits anymore,
I'm going to France next week, that's for sure.

Join me in France and we'll have a great time,
I heard it's only 15 Euros for the finest wine.

2 weeks later,
I've got a beard now,
My life is better,
With this beard.

My life,
Is better,
With this beard and fine wine
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