Intro:
awhhhhhhhh shiiiii.
Yeah you wanna know what it takes to become a good starcraft player?
Hah, let me fill you in.
Chorus:
This is two percent micro
Three percent Stim,
One percent CombatEX power of BM.
Four percent Korean,
90% bouseness.
100 percent reason to be owning this game.
It's Bouse.
Verse 1:
Let's take it back eleven years ago when all I had
was a Gameboy and Nintendo 64.
When to the video store looking for star fox,
but they didn't have any copies left in stock.
So my cousin picked up a game called starcraft.
I was like dude this game looks like dog crap.
He insisted that we get it so we did.
Took it home this is where I lost all my friends.
I played the game for hours and hours on end.
Bought it for the 64 and Pc again.
Playin' broodwar ran into my first BM.
instantly fell in love this where it began.
I burned many copies, Spreadin' the word.
Every kid on my street eager to learn.
Play fastest money map possible ten hours a day.
No rush 20 though don't ask that's how I play.
Bouse!
Chorus:
This is two percent micro
Three percent Stim,
One percent CombatEX power of BM.
Four percent Korean,
90% bouseness.
100 percent reason to be owning this game.
It's Bouse.
Verse 2:
When I got a bad mark at school my dad would take away
my starcraft disc, that's not cool.
Pretty much at this point my life would end,
I still haven't even forgiven my dad for what he did.
I had a girlfriend and she was kinda cute,
she got pissed when I played so I gave her the boot.
Nothin' comes in the way of my first love;
the zerg race, puttin' Lurkers in your base.
Last year was the release of starcraft 2.
I wouldn't ever knew LAGTV would start so soon.
I gotta thank my fans for puttin' up with me.
'Cos lord knows I can get a little bitchy.
I'm gettin' better every day nothin's stopping me
in just two weeks went from platinum to masters league.
So let me tell you this is just the beginning
you can't touch us,LAGTV is always winning.
Bouse!
Chorus:
This is two percent micro
Three percent Stim,
One percent CombatEX power of BM.
Four percent Korean,
90% bouseness.
100 percent reason to be owning this game.
It's Bouse.
This is two percent micro
Three percent Stim,
One percent CombatEX power of BM.
Four percent Korean,
90% bouseness.
100 percent reason to be owning this game.
It's Bouse.