Indianapolis, April 12,
Grew up by a race track one hell of a view,
his father had jokes but man he had some too,
"Daddy", he told him, "I wanna grow up just like you".
So David made updates on things all the same,
Things like the temperature, and seasonal rains,
he joined Sigma Chi, and flew to LA,
Don't worry Janice, I'm gonna be famous one day.
Please tell me momma,
that we weren't all born the same.
I've got things I can offer this world,
and I'll take the blame.
Though I screwed up bad,
I understand that,
It was all in the 'biz ma,
and I've got charisma,
And I know you'd have all done the same,
So late night with Letterman,
came on it's way,
from every few seasons,
to everyday,
and he met a few girls on the set,
so they say,
but nothing was noted and time kept on rolling away.
A few years later this guy brings to light,
some things about Dave and what happened some nights,
he tried to get millions like an asshole would like,
but David said bite me I hope jail lets you watch me tonight.
I misused my fame,
And I am to blame,
But it was all in the 'biz ma,
and I've got charisma,
and I know you'd have all done the same.
We heard from David,
not news or the press,
cleared up his name now,
we don't have to guess,
and he showed something different,
I think CBS,
Should be proud of David,
while we're laughing at Roberts' arrest.