At the wedding ceremony
You were looking sad and lonely
And no one even noticed you
You face was bright and twinkly
Your dress was creased and wrinkly
And no one even noticed you
Wedding day blues
You fell in love with computer dating
All it was were computers mating
He never ever fancied you
And now you're standing at the altar
They'll be no honeymoon in Malta
He never ever fancied you
I met him once at the casino
He was drinking vintage vino
He never even mentioned you