Manila!
Latriiiiiiicccceee Royale!
I'm feeling extra glamorous tonight; sequins, rhinestones, feathers, baby.
I'm rocking' my highest heels and my highest hair
Is that all?
Flawless from head to toe!
Gurrrl...me too. Today was a "Say-Something" hat day. I was giving you all kinds of My Fair
Lady Gaga! I am turning heads and turning the party, hey!
WOW!!
So then why do I feel like the fool?
Cuz, gurrrl.... You Got The CHOP! The Choparoni! The Choparello!
Givin' everything you've got
Tryna make it to the top
Never ever gunna stop
Even if you get The Chop!
(chop chop chop chop chop chop....)
You don't have to be boring
When life's got you snoring
Wanna party till morning?
Go paint the town!
With glitter in your eye
Let your spirit fly high, gurrl
Yer servin' up a fish fry
the house down,
down,
down,
the house down
But when you put yourself out there
In dresses and big hair
The people they'll stare
Go get what you want!
The haters will read
Even if you peed
You still the Tea
Just pose, turn, flaunt.
flaunt,
flaunt,
flaunt,
Just pose turn flaunt!
Baby, life is never fair (Baby, life is never fair)
Just throw some glitter in the air!!!
Givin' everything you've got
Tryna make it to the top
Never ever gunna stop
Even if you get The Chop!
(chop chop chop chop chop chop....)
No need to be bitter
Don't be reading that twitter
Cuz u ain't no quitter
Don't show no remorse
You don't have to Go Off!
So just dust yourself off
Maybe there's a spinoff
Get back on that horse,
horse,
horse,
get back on that horse!
Life don't always go your way
And you're forced to sashay
But it's gunna be OK
Cuz Life is a drag!
So please keep your shoes on
Your story still goes on
Like Latrice and Miss Luzon
Make 'em eat it and gag,
gag,
gag,
gag,
make 'em eat it and gag!
Baby, life is never fair (Baby, life is never fair)
Just throw some glitter in the air!!!
Givin' everything you've got
Tryna make it to the top
Never ever gunna stop
Even if you get The Chop!
(chop chop chop chop chop chop....)
- Oh my God. I'm gagging. I'm gagging right now. Are you gagging, bitch? I'm gagged!
- Biiiitch! Can you say "set up"? Say it with me! Set Up, bitch. Set up.
- I'm not bitter, bitch. no not bitter.
- You look sickening!
- MmHmmm. I don't know, girl.
- The rut-- the rutabaga, bitch.
- Can you say "booger boat"? "Booger Boat"
- I'm through.
Girl, you got the chop!
Don't be bitter, bitch. Just make them eat it, honey!