Konnichi wa
Ohiru no news wo otsutae shimasu
Kyou mimei nora ken mofu mofu ku
Nekogashira kouen fukin ni
Osumai no shironotama san no
Niboshi ga ubawareru to iu
Jiken ga hassei shimashita
Nyao
Genzai mo hannin wa tousouchuu no moyou
Nebou shita nijikanme
Yubi sasarete mon yonbanme
Aa tte natte
Ii tte natte
Uu tte natte
Ee tte natte
Oo tte natte
Aah! Tte natte
Pass sankaime
Pokapoka otenkime
(Meh!)
Inemuri gojikanme
Onaka ippai
Test wa nemui
Kaminari sensei mo
Nuko shakai kenzai?
Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
Niboshi! Niboshi!
Kokusan! Kokusan!
Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
(Okota no naka kara nuko punch!)
Nuko ni naritai na
Yappa nuko ni naritai!
(Naritai!)
Yo no shisen wo hitorijime ni shite
(Nya nya nya nya-!)
Sekai no jijou wa
Ohirune no ato ni shite
Donabe de marumariko
Kimama ni naite
Odoryanse
Nebou shite ohirusugi
Maa ikka tte zuruyasumi
Uu
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Wan tte naita
Ano ko wa daare?
Inokori otsukisama
Akaten dochira sama
Miso shiru kakerya
Sekai wa heiwa
Minna go issho ni saa
Shachihoko nyan de beam
Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
Niboshi! Niboshi!
Kokusan! Kokusan!
Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
(Sekai wa kono te ni nuko punch!)
Nuko ni naritai na
Yappa nuko ni naritai!
(Naritai!)
Kimi no hiza de maruku natteitai
(Nya nya nya nya-!)
Ningen shakai no
Ankoku wo hashitteiku
Akubi wa nankaime?
Kimama ni naite
Odoryanse
Kitto zense wa sorya mukashi no koto
Shippo furifuri shironyanko
Konna iq ichi ni mo mitanai
Kiita koto aru uta da koto
Yoisa yoisa to hana ichimonme de
Nikkori shiteru sochira no ko
Zenbu dareka no negatta koto nara
Yotte wasurete odotte choudai!
Nuko ni naritai na
Yappa nuko ni naritai!
(Naritai!)
Ano ko to mou ichido
Oshaberi shitai!
(Nyanyanyanya-!)
Sekai no jijou wa
Ohirune no ato ni shite
Donabe de marumariko
Sui mo amai mo shireta koto
Nyanko ni wa kankei ga nyai!