I've had a large mouth bass bust my line
A couple of beautiful girls tell me goodbye
Trucks break down, dogs run off
Politicians lie, gettin' fired by the boss
It takes one hand to count the things I can count on
There ain't much man, that ain't ever lettin' me down
Long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Liking diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don't know me, the bars and this guitar
A long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Now she was a Carolina blue jean baby
Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy
It was red tail lights when she left town
I didn't know then, I sure do now
That long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Liking diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don't know me, the bars and this guitar
A long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Now I got one hand to count the things I can count on
But I got one hand that's drippin' down on a cold one
'Cause long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Liking diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don't know me, the bars and this guitar
A long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart, no
It never broke my heart