The Locust Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby	-	321
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat	-	502
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better	-	351
AOTKPTA	-	420
Backbones of Jack Asses	-	355
Book of Bot	-	365
Brand New Set of Teeth	-	550
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine	-	358
Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?	-	481
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again	-	392
Cattle Mutilation	-	505
Colonnades	-	279
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)	-	378
Downlands	-	250
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us	-	493
Fawn	-	296
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'	-	357
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality	-	325
Flash's Theme	-	376
Flight of The Wounded Locust	-	425
Folie	-	312
Full Frontal Obscurity	-	305
Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed	-	343
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe	-	355
God Wants Us All To Work inFactories	-	309
Hairspray Suppository	-	555
Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The	-	302
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)	-	343
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family	-	441
Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel	-	284
How To Become A Virgin	-	504
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector	-	544
I Am Afraid of Who I Am	-	259
I Am The Murderer	-	284
I Become Overwhelmed	-	259
I Believe in a Love	-	250
I Feel Cold Inside Because of the Things You Say	-	289
I May Never Know	-	277
I'll Be There	-	236
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy	-	352
Inside I Am Crying	-	273
Jukebox Heart	-	266
Just Like You	-	291
Kill Roger Hedgecock	-	476
Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet	-	372
Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here	-	527
Live From The Russian Compound	-	388
Love You Cruelly Gave Me Would Not Last	-	260
Lust	-	288
Master And Servant	-	309
Moist Moss	-	307
Moth-Eaten Deer Head	-	597
Music About Love	-	254
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth	-	497
No - One in The World	-	259
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)	-	352
On The Horizon	-	294
One Manometer Away FromMutually Assured Relocation	-	257
One Way or Another	-	278
Optimist	-	241
Parsing the Signals	-	313
Penetration	-	270
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes	-	495
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed	-	351
Prospero	-	265
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?	-	385
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear	-	332
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form	-	329
Saturated Love When We Coincide	-	254
Scavenger, Invader	-	371
Sever The Toes	-	322
Shadows Cast By Planes	-	240
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia	-	349
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour	-	381
Sky Black Horses	-	269
Slum Service (Served on the Sly)	-	338
Snowblind	-	238
Solar Panel Asses	-	532
Some Love Will Remain Unsaid	-	231
Sorrow Stays	-	260
Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition	-	398
Still	-	255
Straight from the Horses Mouth	-	325
Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees	-	347
Summer Rain	-	278
Tamed	-	263
Teenage Mustache	-	553
The Girl With The Fairytale Dream	-	485
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares	-	356
The Unwilling...Led By the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful	-	267
This Is Radio Surgery	-	558
Tides In Opposite Lock	-	252
To Lonely Shores	-	241
Touched on Every Side	-	250
Tower of Mammal	-	268
Truth Is Born of Arguments	-	253
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs	-	311
Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys	-	311
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur	-	344
Under Still Waters	-	267
We Have Reached an OfficialVerdict: Nobody Gives a Shit	-	295
Weathered Gate	-	240
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle	-	465
Wet Dream War Machine	-	491
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case	-	350
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?	-	453
Won't Be Long	-	229
Xenophobe	-	250
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch	-	379
Your Selfish Ways	-	278