The Locust Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby	-	341
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat	-	519
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better	-	371
AOTKPTA	-	436
Backbones of Jack Asses	-	372
Book of Bot	-	381
Brand New Set of Teeth	-	573
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine	-	376
Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?	-	497
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again	-	402
Cattle Mutilation	-	522
Colonnades	-	294
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)	-	395
Downlands	-	260
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us	-	508
Fawn	-	309
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'	-	378
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality	-	339
Flash's Theme	-	390
Flight of The Wounded Locust	-	438
Folie	-	326
Full Frontal Obscurity	-	328
Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed	-	370
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe	-	376
God Wants Us All To Work inFactories	-	324
Hairspray Suppository	-	576
Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The	-	310
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)	-	364
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family	-	456
Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel	-	301
How To Become A Virgin	-	521
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector	-	564
I Am Afraid of Who I Am	-	271
I Am The Murderer	-	291
I Become Overwhelmed	-	271
I Believe in a Love	-	267
I Feel Cold Inside Because of the Things You Say	-	324
I May Never Know	-	298
I'll Be There	-	254
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy	-	364
Inside I Am Crying	-	291
Jukebox Heart	-	288
Just Like You	-	301
Kill Roger Hedgecock	-	493
Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet	-	378
Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here	-	555
Live From The Russian Compound	-	399
Love You Cruelly Gave Me Would Not Last	-	279
Lust	-	307
Master And Servant	-	326
Moist Moss	-	325
Moth-Eaten Deer Head	-	617
Music About Love	-	274
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth	-	514
No - One in The World	-	270
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)	-	375
On The Horizon	-	301
One Manometer Away FromMutually Assured Relocation	-	282
One Way or Another	-	311
Optimist	-	257
Parsing the Signals	-	340
Penetration	-	283
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes	-	509
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed	-	371
Prospero	-	280
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?	-	412
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear	-	353
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form	-	350
Saturated Love When We Coincide	-	269
Scavenger, Invader	-	387
Sever The Toes	-	346
Shadows Cast By Planes	-	251
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia	-	373
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour	-	407
Sky Black Horses	-	294
Slum Service (Served on the Sly)	-	360
Snowblind	-	251
Solar Panel Asses	-	546
Some Love Will Remain Unsaid	-	247
Sorrow Stays	-	274
Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition	-	416
Still	-	270
Straight from the Horses Mouth	-	342
Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees	-	365
Summer Rain	-	295
Tamed	-	279
Teenage Mustache	-	569
The Girl With The Fairytale Dream	-	515
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares	-	377
The Unwilling...Led By the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful	-	289
This Is Radio Surgery	-	585
Tides In Opposite Lock	-	271
To Lonely Shores	-	254
Touched on Every Side	-	267
Tower of Mammal	-	291
Truth Is Born of Arguments	-	263
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs	-	334
Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys	-	319
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur	-	354
Under Still Waters	-	299
We Have Reached an OfficialVerdict: Nobody Gives a Shit	-	315
Weathered Gate	-	254
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle	-	486
Wet Dream War Machine	-	505
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case	-	371
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?	-	471
Won't Be Long	-	249
Xenophobe	-	258
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch	-	401
Your Selfish Ways	-	303