Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind comp'ny
Cause we'll be here a lot
Brother, here's some brotherly advice:
If you know what's good for you,
You'll treat her right, cause...
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Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
He's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker
Son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
From this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain't comin' back
My nephew is a hunter
He's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain't been found
I like you just fine,
Don't get me wrong
Boy take care of her
Cause if you don't...
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Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
My daddy's got a shotgun