Folks you´ve always been there
for me
I´ve made you as happy as can be
No dope or booze I´ve kept it
clean
I´m practically every parents
fucking dream
But one detail I left out and mom
I don´t mean to shock but your
good ol' boy loves sucking cock
NO MORE SECRETS
I always got good grades in
school
Honor role stickers on the car
for proof
Trophies grace your living room
walls
MVP plauques in the school halls
But what coach couldn´t fathom is
that
His best man´s a bottom and he
likes getting
Screwed