The Bottom feels so much better than the top
So much better (fade better)
(Chorus)
Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still cant drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as f*** only just alive
(Verse 1)
Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses coz without em you cant see
Its funny how I come round your house and im 20
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen everythings got a label
You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
And you wont leave your house unless your wearing your thermals
Your covered all in cat hair and your stinking like Strepsils
Your heading down the Bowls Club
Have another orange squash
Bowls are rollin rollin
You cant walk right coz things arent what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen
(Chorus)
Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still cant drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as f*** only just alive
(Verse 2)
Walking down the post office to pick up your pension
And then your off to Bingo
Its become an obsession
So wary of the kids when their wearin their hoods up
And even if they smile at you, you think its a stick up
You only buy the paper to cut out the coupons
Your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley
Its sad how your rollin rollin
(Chorus)
Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still cant drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as f*** only just alive