Kyle Justin - Angry Video Game Nerd Theme Song Lyrics

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari Sega nerd
He's the angry video game nerd

When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a power glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's the angry Atari Sega nerd
He's the angry video game nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he could spit
Or say cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the angry
Atari
Amiga
Cdi
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo geo
Turbo grafix 16
Odyssey
3Do
Commodore
Nintendo nerd
He's the angry video game nerd