Klemen Slakonja (as Slavoj Žižek) - Modern Pope (#SpreadLove) Lyrics

I walk in my own shoes
I said no to the red papal shoes
I don't need a golden cross
I can wear a metal cross
I drive with the bus
I can drive the bus
I can carry my briefcase myself
Do I look like an elf?!

Nope, nope, nope
I am a modern pope!

Even on Facebook I just like
I do not hate
I can speak any language
Because I use Google Translate
I make photos with my cam
And post them to Instagram
I cannot turn water into wine
But I think I can make a Vine

I see on Twitter, people are bitter
Seek and find God in all things!

#SpreadLove, hallelujah
Come on spread love, dove!
#SpreadLove, hallelujah
Come on spread love, dove
Fly high above the sky!

My nickname is Pontifex
Which is latin for bridge builder
Pontifex!
I will rebuild the church!
Pontifex!
Don't get me wrong -
Still no premarital sex!

Nope, nope, nope
I am a modern pope

When I come home like Lassie
I watch football, I like Messi
And hey, who am I to judge gay!
If they search for the Lord - it's okay
And it makes me sad when I find sisters who aren't joyful
I love tango and I used to dance when I was young
We must restore hope to young people
Help the old, be open to the future, spread love
Be poor among the poor
We need to include the excluded and preach peace

I see on Twitter, people are bitter
Seek and find God in all things

#SpreadLove, hallelujah
Come on spread love, dove!
#SpreadLove, hallelujah
Come on spread love

#SpreadLove, hallelujah
Come on spread love, dove!
#SpreadLove, hallelujah
Come on spread love, dove
Fly high above the sky!

I promise to pray for you
Amen!
Instead of European troika you can have the Trinity -
The Father the Son and the Holy Spirit