Kitty, Daisy and Lewis - Bitchin' in the Kitchen Lyrics

Brad:
Dear blender, oh won't you help a first offender
Oh toaster, don;t you put the burn on me!
Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later,
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the the bedroom all night
Dear knife drawer, oh won't you help me to face life more,
Oh trashcan, don't you put the dirt on me!
Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later,
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the the bedroom all night

Janet:
Everything used to be OK but I've been had
and Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way
Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later,
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
Shower curtain, oh won;t you help me to be certain,
Oh toothpaste, don't you put the squeeze on me!
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later,
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
Tell me spectator, why are we always sooner or later,
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night