Hey Latverian Girl,
How's your kingdom?
Subjugated to a madman with no
Face, or are you just a mindless minion?
Is your border still patrolled by Doombots?
Hey Wakandan Girl,
Skin like midnight.
You live in a country with a mutant queen
Natural exports, like Vibranium
Make you richer more than every other country combined
And you're guarded by a man who dresses like a panther
What's the deal with that? It's totally weird.
It doesn't make much sense, but I guess there's always been one
And there will always be, will always be, will always be,
will always be, will always be one Wakandan Girl!
Latverian Girl!
You Marvelous Girls!
Hey Genoshan Girl,
How's your island?
Oh shit I forgot, it's all blown up,
Sixteen million people, all of them dead,
now I feel awkward that I brought it up.
Hey Atlantian Girl,
How's your cousin?
Does he still have a stick up his ass?
Oh those little wings on those big ol' feet
It's a new century, so ditch the friggin' speedo don't you think?
For a monarch, some long pants would be more regal?
I would guess that swimming, all the time,
Gives you great calves that you'd want to show off.
Yeah I know I would, I know I would, I know I would, I know I would,
I know I would, I know I would, I know I would hey Atlantian Girl!
Genoshan Girl!
You Marvelous Girls!
Hey the Shi'ar Girl,
How's the guardian?
What's up with that fugly brush up on his head?
Are you guys together, or are you single?
Cause I love a woman covered with feathers
Hey there Skrull Girl,
How's the shape shiftin?
I imagine you would have some esteem issues
Cause you're always changing, all the damn time
Pick a body type, I'll tell you what turns me on
I could think of a dozen ways that I'd like to see you
mainly naked but always with the chin
I know it's wrinkly, but I kinda like it
So don't you ever, never, ever, never, ever, never, ever, never,
ever, never, ever, never, never get rid of that chin you Skrull Girl!
Shi'ar Girl
You Marvelous Girls!