Eat your heart out, Johnny Beat
A bollow came down and was good to me
He sent me a buyer and sent me a tuning
He mixed up my mind like a crazy cartoon
and now I'm calling the doctor cause I'm ringing like a bell
and I play the guitar like a demon from hell
Cause I was once a normal kid, till the devil came down and flipped my lid
He gave me a switchblade and he gave me a muse
Then he vomited acid all over my shoes
and now I'm screaming and I'm doing it well
My head is spinning like a demon from hell
Now I'm not normal and I can't understand what it takes to be a normal man
I go so loco and to be unknown
I'm screaming evil on your telephone
I'm catching the spell and I'm stabbing the pitchfork like a demon from hell
Yeah I'm calling the doctor cause I'm ringing like a bell
and I play the guitar like a demon from hell