Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low
Tell me 'bout your legs
Are they short, are they thin
Are they tall or wide
If you're racin' will they win
Do they get you where you're goin'
Are they fast or are they slowin'
Tell me 'bout your legs
Have you got a tail
That is pretty or is plain
Is it curly or straight
Have you given it a name
Is it short or is it long
Is it weak or maybe strong
Have you got a tail