Verse 1:
Grammy's, Oscars
Emmys, Tonie's
Pretty perfect plastic phonies
Princesses in goofy dresses
After party's V.I.P. list!
There he is (oh my gosh!)
(I know him from somewhere)
Should I know him?
(I know him) (His name)
Smile with those faces
Chorus:
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Don't say it think it
Bite your tongue
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Makes me wanna just
Throw up!
Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is
Verse 2:
Frozen grins
Purple martinis
Geisha girls
And micro minis
Geeks with cameras
Stars with mommas
Gotta love that freak show drama
(oh my god is that like Shaquille O'Neal?!)
Chorus:
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Don't say it think it
Bite your tongue
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Makes me wanna just
Throw up!
Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is
Verse:
I would like to thank the Hollywood
Foreign Press Association
And my dog Delicious
An my hamster gotta know the clova
And yoga teachers
My personal trainer Sven
And of course all my fans!
Chorus:
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Don't say it think it
Bite your tongue
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Makes me wanna just
Throw up!
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Guess it slipped under the rug
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Yeah I'm here
It's kind of fun?
Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is
Sarah?
Or maybe
Rachel?
I mean uh?
Michelle?
Maybe your name's
Dorian?