Fake tits, lips, hair and hips, everybody's got a reason for their shoulder chips
Laugh lines, cellulite the feminine fear, got so much fuckin' botox that I cannot shed a tear
Bottled, solarium or airbrushed tan, which skin you weren't born in was a part of the plan?
Instant Woman, how much can you take?
Instant Woman, just add money, its easy to make - so easy
Everlasting colour, cosmetic tattoos, nose job, piercing and high heeled shoes
The higher the heels, the higher above, giving lots of attitude but taking the love
Whitened, replaced, capped or shaved, the brighter they get the more chance of getting laid
Instant Woman, who can you imitate?
Instant Woman, your kinda love, its easy to hate - so easy
Put your money where your mouth was, you'd better bring it in a case
Your god is the doctor, new look its ready to face
Afraid of being average, butterfly or moth?
Less is more, that's the rule, designer pussy cloth
Diet, lite, sweetner or less, size 6, no food, gotta get into my dress
Liposuction, tuck that tum, I don't like to suck it
Get that food off my plate, I'm not eating, fuck it!
Instant Woman, its a kind of abuse
Instant Woman, using men as an excuse
Instant Woman, how can I refuse?
Instant Woman, its only natural to choose
I want a natural woman, go natural
I want a natural woman