That girl is giving you the eye, and I and I and I
Don't like it how she makes you laugh so much
How when you're talking, that you touch
She's instantly more pretty and more interesting than me
She is thinking before she speaks
She is not all red and angry
I bet she doesn't like to eat
I bet her feet don't even stink!
I know your eyes are just for me, but
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand
Tonight we have not got on well
I know I have given you hell
I wish, we should have stayed at home
'Cause now I'm standing on my own
And you are having a nice time
With a girl I really don't like
I know your eyes are just for mine, but
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand
And baby, please don't break my heart
Because you are the only one I love
I'll be by your side 'til the very end
'Cause you're my only friend
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand