Hey, daddy-o, has life got you feeling low?
Has your story turned a dismal shade of gray? (that's ok)
Come with me, I'll take you far away.
I think it's time for you to open up your mind
And join us- come and play...at Misfit Cabaret.
Come to the party, we promise not to bite
Unless that's what you're into, and if you're not, that's fine
We'll learn a whole new world of things to be accepting of
Like how Jordy's quite the strumpet
Oh, but we're not here to judge
But on your disco dress you got at Mission Thrift
And follow as we fashionably trip from grift to grift
We're all from oppressive towns
They call us lost, but here we've found
A place where we can be ourselves
Whatever that may be
And if you want to, we can do
Whatever you want to
Just as long as you can pay the rent (fuck)
We'll burn through this city
No appy-polly-loggies
And slink back home when all our money's spent
(But let's not think about that right now)
Aren't you having fun? (Oh, it's oh so shiny)
Stay forever young (I'm invincible)
Swallow back your tears (Cheers!)
(I've never felt so free)
Meine damen, how are you?
You know we hate to see you blue
But Grace is here to make you woo!
She's quite a sparkly thing to view
And here's our doll, Noveli
Our sister of the night
So fluid in her movement
You have to tip her twice
And, oh, my brother
Have you seen this Gnarling girl?
She's the grossest with the mostest
No, this liebling's not your pearl
Baby two-faced in red suede
Being poor is all the rage
You can join us down here
If you've got some gauche to spare
And if it moves you, I'll take you
backstage where we undo
If you want to peek behind the veil (gasp!)
You may be surprised what you see with your eyes
And what is life without stories to tell...your mother?
Aren't you having fun? (oh, it's stimulating)
Drink that bottle down (a kaleidoscope)
There's no sorrow here, dear
(I've never felt so free)
Hey, Darling Misfits, give it to me
If you want to we can do whatever you want to
Just as long as you can pay the fucking (or blessed) rent
There may be no tomorrow
So whatcha saving it for?
A flower's meant to bloom
so get your ass up out the door
We're all having quite the ball
in our raucous caterwaul
We'd love to have you come and play
At Misfit Cabaret!