Hello my traveling friends, have a seat, listen in
There's something that i'd like to share... go ahead? ok then
Now let me introduce myself, i'm the jester of this court
(hurry up and get to it already!) oh be patient, i'll be short
I'm here on a mission i'm here on a quest, a thousand days and not much rest
At the mention of intervention by the henchmen, i'mma get tension off my chest
Now i don't need to rap in a southern drawl, i don't need to act above the law
But when you leave i want you all...
Tellin everybody on the planet that it's coming to an end!
Here i am once again, hat bells ringing and a big long chin
Underestimated from the moment that you see me till i brew a little potion and you breathe it all in
Then the room starts spinning and the walls all burn, people in the pictures un-pause and turn
Then you look up and i'm sitting in the corner with a scepter while you're taken and not given any bit of concern, now...
Turn around and look, (hey) how you gonna deal? there's no one there to help you and i bet nobody will
They look at you like nothing but a burden to be taken you get drug into the dungeon and locked to the steel
Locked in and sealed, locked in until the guillotine's ready then you're copped for the kill
Welcome to the world of the jokerr tell me how does it feel?
Hey, i don't fit in, and it’s ok
I'm with you now, i feel your pain
I know it’s wrong, i know it hurts
Believe me thought, it could be worse
I tried and tried, to no avail
I did it all, i only failed
So here i bring a simple song
If you feel the same, come along
Back in the day when they shook my hat, it took a little bit of time but i took it back
The joke in effect came in the night to claim the life of the first born of the crooks that jacked
So in that sense, i'm kinda like the angel of death, sweepin over the valley creep in and strangle they breath
And i don't wanna kill kids but i gotta do what i gotta do when i gotta do it if it looks as that
Now i applaud anybody who attempts to stop, cause people can't even imagine an event to top
What i'mma bring, the badda bing, the kinda thing that with every syllable given i'm makin em wanna pretend to pop…
To bring law to the masses, offer the passes, then i'm bout to smooth go off on they asses
Downright vicious, gonna sound like this...
Everybody listening the jokerr said you better be prepared!
Yeah, put em in the air, you don't like the rhythm of it i don't even care
I'm the man of the hour demanding the power to banish the cowards down to atlantis and then i'mma meet em there...
Then i'll hit em with a boulder and turn them over to satan, let him cut 'em into slivers and burn em up into bacon
Better run if you're pretending, i'm on a mission listen i got a vision the jokerr won't even try to make it fair...
Cause i'm huge coming in loud and bold, killing whatever they sent down in droves
Parked in a medieval dark without even a spark, living a gentlemen in a shrouded soul
What do you know? i’m still around, better duck when you hear the bell ringing sounds
Coming after those who sent me down
I tried and tried, to no avail
I did it all, i only failed
So here i bring a simple song
If you feel the same, come along
Back when i wasn’t but a little lad never knew there was a division between kinds
Figured they would look at the facts and never react irrational my what an innocent mind
I looked at ‘em all took in it all oh how badly i wanted to be honest
Never knew there was an inevitable element of evil in people i would come to so admonish
Now i’m here after many long hard years, after many dog gone tears
And permanent scars intervened on the flesh of an innocent jester doomed to absolve all peers
And go all alone roaming the night in lonely cold and darkened gloom
Destined to walk alone all the way into my tomb
Now that i have your attention ladies and gentlemen, relax and listen to the soothing vocal enchantments of lady mirabelle…. let your eyes follow the swinging pendulum
I know some of you feel the same way i do so let’s all sing together…
Background chants:
Hey.. heyheyay… etc
No… we don’t fit in, no… we don’t fit in
No… we don’t fit in. no, no…. we don’t fit in