John Nesbitt - Fool with no money Lyrics

I'm gonna get me some money
one of these days
I'm gonna bet it on race horses
and other things that pay
Gonna find me a good woman
who can help me spend my dough
'cos I will have so much of it
one fine day

I'm standing on the corner
and I'm trying to earn a buck
When a guy pulls up beside me says
do you wanna' change your luck?
I said that I'm the man to help you
as long as I get some dough, He said
I'm moving all my money
to another bank, don't you know

I need a strong, fit man to carry it
money really weighs a ton I said
I'm the one to do it
'cos work for me, is fun....he said
I'm giving you the job my man
but you better not let me down.. I said
Just tell me what you want my friend
'cos I just aint no clown

we went down to the Bank, there
and I opened up the door
It was then he pulled his gun out
and ordered everyone on the floor
He said, jump over the counter
start filling these bags with cash
I did just what he told me
because he scared me half to death

I'd passed four bags of money
when the shutter slammed right down
I was locked in with the bank staff
and there was no way around
My friend looked through the shutters
said, your home is just 1 mile
I'll meet you when you get there
and he gave me a great big smile

I knew then, that I could trust him
that I'd be getting rich...but when
the judge gave me 300 years
I thought, life is just a bitch
I'd earned me all that money
but I didn't have a dime
I thought of my good friend out there
having a real good time

They say that I'm a loser
but I really just don't care
With friends like mine, who needs to win,
when there's money waiting there
I don't how I'll find him,
I don't even know his name........ but
He's big and black and ugly
I'll soon have him in my frame
If he's moved on to Chicago,
Dallas or LA
I'll just stand there on the corner
to earn a buck to pay my fare
If he's moved on to Chicago,
Dallas or LA
I'll just stand there on the corner
to earn a buck to pay my fare
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