She gets up in the morning
Brings me breakfast in bed
She gets up in the morning
Brings me breakfast in bed
Strokes my ego
Massage my head
She's a bad bad girl
She don't ever behave
She's a bad bad girl
She don't ever behave
She's a bad bad girl
She gets in trouble every day
She went down to New Orleans
For the Mardi Gras time
She went down to New Orleans
For the Mardi Gras time
Came home smelling like magnolias
And cheap swamp water wine
I saw her in Chicago
On the Fourth of July
I saw her in Chicago
On the Fourth of July
She exploded like a Roman candle
Right across my sky
In New York City
She took the subway uptown
In New York City
She took the subway uptown
She kinda liked it down there
And started living underground
In Dallas, Texas
She left her cat out in the rain
Dallas, Texas
Left her cat out in the rain
Came in soppin' wet
Scratching like it was insane