VOICE OVER:
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Jerry Springer Show!
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
VOICE OVER:
Please will you welcome...
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
VOICE OVER:
Welcome...
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
VOICE OVER:
Your moderator and warm-up artist!
AUDIENCE:
Je---aww!
WARM UP MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jonathan Weiruss.
AUDIENCE:
Oh yeah.
WARM UP MAN:
Before the show starts, we gotta lay down a few rules!
AUDIENCE:
Whatever.
WARM UP MAN:
Things get pretty hot up here so we gotta have a few rules!
AUDIENCE:
Got the message.
WARM UP MAN:
Nobody's allowed on stage, and nobody's allowed to throw things at the guests. Dont throw things at the guests!
WARM UP MAN:
Another rule...
AUDIENCE:
What?
WARM UP MAN:
During the show, no heckling!
AUDIENCE:
What?!
WARM UP MAN:
No heckling!
AUDIENCE:
No heck-ling, what you saying are you mad? No way!
WARM UP MAN:
Apart from "aaah" for the good guys!
AUDIENCE:
Aaah.
WARM UP MAN:
Yes that's right!
AUDIENCE:
Aaah.
WARM UP MAN:
You got it!
WARM UP MAN:
And for the bad guys "Boo-oo-oo!"
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Yep!
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Great!
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Yes that's right, yes that's right!
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo! Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Save it for the show! Save it for the show!
WARM UP MAN:
And we like it when you say...
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry! Jerry! (Continued)
Go Jerry Go!
WARM UP MAN: (spoken)
Woo! Come on!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN: (spoken)
Okay keep it going, here we go!
(AUDIENCE continue chanting)
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry! Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry!
(AUDIENCE continue chanting)
(AUDIENCE cheer)
WARM UP MAN:
So just to recap, no heckling!
AUDIENCE:
No heckling!
WARM UP MAN:
No fighting!
AUDIENCE:
No fighting!
WARM UP MAN:
No throwing things or throwing up!
AUDIENCE:
No throwing things or throwing up!
WARM UP MAN:
And most of all...
AUDIENCE:
Most of all...
WARM UP MAN:
Seriously...
AUDIENCE:
Seriously...
WARM UP MAN:
Especially, obviously...
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