If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
They'd run through the flowers (and) shinny up trees
When they tiptoe to the city, better lock all the locks
They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks
If eggs had legs (legs)
They'd steal our football shoes (shoes)
You can see 'em kickin' chickens (kickin' chickens, kickin' chickens)
On the six o'clock news
Well they don't give a (quack!)
They got nothin' to lose
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues
If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees
Drinkin' our wine, gettin' stoned as an ox
Staggerin' around in our dirty socks
Little hairy legs (legs) in socks and football shoes (shoes)
You could see 'em kickin' chickens (kickin' chickens, kickin' chickens)
On the six o'clock news
Well they don't give a (quack!)
They got nothin' to lose
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues...